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Martuis.Martapau, Thursday, June 4, 2009

RAKSASA GORGON

Hari ni, lebih kurang jam 1.00 tgh hari ++.

Raksasa : Dah buat dah apa yang saya suruh semalam?

Marts : Belum lagi raksasa, tak sempat.

Raksasa : Marts, jawapan standard. Alasan. Dari tahun lepas lagi saya dengar jawapan yang sama. Orang kan kalau dah kepala batu, degil memang macam tu.


Semalam, pagi-pagi, lebih kurang jam 8.45 pagi.

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Raksasa : Keluar tengok!

Marts : Ya la, Marts keluar tengok sekejap.

Marts : Tayar Marts brand Bridgestone Turanza.

Raksasa : Dekat tayar tu ada tulis 185/60 kan?

Marts : Ada tulis R14 jugak.

Raksasa : Tu radial 14.

Marts : Sekejap. Tak nampak pun berapa dia punya tekanan tayar?

(Sambil belek-belek sekeliling tayar)

Marts : Oh! ada, kecik sangat dia tulis. Max load 41 psi.

Raksasa : Kalau 41 psi nak pam berapa?

Marts : .........

Raksasa : DENGAR SINI! Lain kali.... bok bek bok bek bok bek meletup tayar bok bek tayar traktor bok bek bek inflate 25 bok bek bok bek expired ganti jual 3, satu simpan ganti tayar spare bok bek bok bek...

Raksasa : Buat catitan, tulis... tulis...

Marts : Tadi dia tulis tubeless. Maksudnya tak payah pam la kan?

Raksasa : Tu soalan paling bodoh saya pernah dengar hari ni! Bukan, paling bodoh untuk tahun ni!!!

Marts : Ye la, dah dia tulis tubeless, kena pam jugak ke?

Raksasa : Tubeless tu sebab bok bek bok bek...(masa ni keluar pasal sains dan fizik tayar kenderaan daripada tayar kereta sampai tayar basikal)...dan kalau kena paku angin tak keluar terus!

Raksasa : BERAPA TEKANAN NAK PAM?

Marts : 30!

Raksasa : BERAPA?

Marts : Tigaaa puluhhhh!!!

Raksasa : Bila nak buat nanti, buat sebelah pagi masa nak pergi kerja. Singgah kat Petronas sebelah opis tu. Jangan buat tengah panas atau lepas bawak kereta.

Marts : Ya raksasa.

Raksasa : YA APA?

Marts : Ya la, Marts buat.

Raksasa : YA APA?

Marts : Ya la, saya pam 30 psi nanti

Raksasa : YA APA

Marts :...

Raksasa : Ya tu huruf 'ya' dalam tulisan jawi!

Mencikkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!

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1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate antidepressant.

2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

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